I solemnly vow to deck the halls and be jolly,
To party like I never partied before,
To dress and feel as festive as possible,
Not to be quiet and demure,
To scare away the demons and hardships my family had to endure,
To troll my carols loud and clear.
I solemnly vow to celebrate the return of the light into a dark world.
I vow to have the best Yuletide ever, someday.